Today I am going to explain why you should only give out candy that consists of at least some chocolate to kids for Halloween, because all other candy is not good enough to belong in this world.
Sour Patch Kids
Sour Patch Kids are gummies, which means they are incredibly bad for teeth. Along with that, kids with braces can't eat them. But most importantly, they are covered with disgusting white powder that is likely illegal. Also, no one even likes them. Why would you want to eat kids anyway? That's cannibalism!
Starbursts
These are basically the same thing, except they aren't sour. Whether that's a good thing or not is subjective, but it doesn't change the objective fact that you shouldn't buy these for Halloween.
Skittles
These are literally just M&M's without the ONLY thing that makes M&M's good in the first place: chocolate. M&M's are always better, so there's never any reason to buy these.
Candy Corn
These are just disgusting.
Straight Chocolate
Simple but sweet. It isn't the best because it consists of only one thing with no variety, so it can get old, but it is still miles ahead of 90% of candy.
Butterfinger
Butterfingers are far from JUST chocolate. They consist of many things along with chocolate, which is a huge step in the right direction. If they weren't so hard and stale, especially after having them for too long, and if kids with braces could have them, they would be the perfect candy.
Reese's Cups
Reese's cups don't have as much variety, but instead, a simple and small amount of it. They found the perfect combo when they put chocolate and peanut butter together.
Ultimate Candy
Choceur's Peanut Butter Cups take what Reese's did and simply perfected it. They put their own spin on Reese's cups in 3 main ways:
- Sweeter Peanut Butter
- Reese's uses peanut butter, but it doesn't taste all that special. But this peanut butter is sweet and great!
- Harder Chocolate
- Reese's uses chocolate that is too soft. It will melt and deform in your hand. It will even get torn off the bottom when you take the wrapper off. But this chocolate is hard enough to keep its structure, give a nice texture in your mouth, and just overall make it easier to hold.
- Belgium Chocolate
- Their chocolate isn't just better, but the BEST! In case you didn't know, Belgium makes the best chocolate in the entire world, and that is what they use to make these peanut butter cups, making them the ULTIMATE candy.